My shrine to La Santa Muerte Roja in the light of day.
Memorial Day weekend might be drawing to a close, but this unofficial start of summer has already kicked off for many people a long season of road trips. It’s always advisable to ask for spiritual protection when you travel, and La Santa Muerte is always ready to help out Her devotees in this task. Continue reading
A great article that deftly weaves together two of my chief passions: linguistics and ORACLE BONES! Happy New Year!
Children of the All-Father, take note! Here’s your chance to submit to a wonderfully Wyrd anthology!
Editorial Comment: This is my pseudo press release written for the EPA, which now promotes murder for the cause of environmental stewardship. 🙂
PRESS RELEASE: The EPA Launches New Environmental Awareness Campaign: “Save the Environment: Commit Murder!”
August 29, 2014 Washington, D.C.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) is launching a new multiple-channel advertising campaign to raise public awareness of the environmental benefits of committing acts of homicide, either spontaneous or premeditated.
“Let’s get real,” says Sally Snarkey, PharmD, BSN, Chair of the Subcommittee to Promote Murder, which spearheads the campaign. “As a species, we often condescendingly refer to other animals as ‘nuisance’ ones, such as gophers in the Rockies who destroy golf courses with their incessant tunneling and flippant attitudes, but the fact of the matter is there’s no greater nuisance animal than a person. Our Earth Mother basically regards the 6+ billion of us as a bad case of fleas, and she can’t shake us off fast enough–though, with earthquakes, tsunamis, floods and droughts, she’s valiantly trying. We just see our new policy as helping to expedite this process, and we’re asking all conscientious Americans to join in the effort.” Continue reading